While Robert was eager to use this page to let people know how very open he is to receiving stocks, bonds, bullion, deeds, and other assorted treasures, Donna reminded him that the presence of their guests is present enough. To which, after some deliberation, he full heartedly agreed. He just gets very excited by the prospect of presents.

So, while Robert is happy to accept everything from live poultry to a condo in France, there is a slightly less exotic list available on Amazon, for those who have asked about a registry (Don't worry, it's a little eccentric, too.) Just click on the present below to be transported to their Amazon Gift Registry.